How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole

Number nine on the list says it all:
9. DO NOT SMELL THE CORK! – When I see someone do this I know I’m dealing with a complete amateur. Guess what you’re gonna smell? Cork! You want to feel the cork to make sure it’s intact. Is the bottom of the cork moistened with wine? Good. [...]

Karl Rove…Asshole

Unbelievable, I guess he nor his lawyers know what “executive privilege” means. Maybe I’m the asshole here, but didn’t Rove retire as a Bush aid? How can one clam “executive privilege” if they are no longer working for the administration?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/10/rove.subpoena/

John McCain Is An Asshole

I would love for the ACLU to get a hold of this one:
http://sensico.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/mccain-camp-throws-a-61-yr-old-lady-out-of-his-event/

Joe Lieberman…Asshole

Remember my fellow Nutmegers, you voted him back into office. Enjoy until 2012, I can see him doing the flip after the November elections.
Lieberman Suppports McCain