How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole

Number nine on the list says it all:
9. DO NOT SMELL THE CORK! - When I see someone do this I know I’m dealing with a complete amateur. Guess what you’re gonna smell? Cork! You want to feel the cork to make sure it’s intact. Is the bottom of the cork moistened with wine? Good. [...]

Rabbit. Rabbit.

July already! Hot and humid here in Connecticut. New post to follow tomorrow.

Rabbit. Rabbit.

Wow it’s June already. Go outside, it’s a beautiful day.

Rabbit. Rabbit.

Well the Yankees’ home opener was rained out yesterday so they will play the game tonight. Unfortunately I have class this evening and will miss the first two-thirds of the game.
In music news, I’m going to give some alt-country a try. Hey I’m open to anything.

Not a Term of Endearment

I particularly like number three and number five.
guy  (gi) n. v.

1.
Informal. a man or boy; fellow: He’s a nice guy.

2.
Usually, guys. Informal. persons of either sex; people: Could one of you guys help me with this?

3.
Chiefly British Slang. a grotesquely dressed person.

4.
(often initial capital letter) British. a grotesque effigy of Guy Fawkes [...]

Rabbit. Rabbit.

Im a bit hung over today. Nothing much going on, just a shit load of school work.

The Working Class

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Denied

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Vote

Well I voted in my first primary today. The thing is, is that I have been an independent since I first registered in 1991. Life is just weeding out the assholes.

Rabbit. Rabbit.

The Empire is growing.
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